How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Why do hens sit on eggs?

Because they're too poor to afford chairs.