How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What is a hurricane's favorite pet?

Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

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What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

The place they are aiming at.

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

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What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.