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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you