What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay