Painter Jokes

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

Which painter always had a very bad cold?

Vincent Van Cough

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

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The steaks were too high.

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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He never delivered.

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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Crack Rock.

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Who is the richest painter ever?

Monet.

Who is the richest painter?

Manet.

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Why are there no bears in Antarctica?

Bearren.

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

Bear

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Nah, I'm still working on it.

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How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

How did the artist paint a picture?

Easel-y.