What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.