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What did the painter do when he was angry?

He made a scene.

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What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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Why did the movie scene have a rusty pan?

Because Rusty thought the scene in the book was better.

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!