Join the Hare Force.
He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
Because she grew out of her B shells.
Through Frodo-synthesis.
Go on a bunnymoon
They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple
The Hare Force