What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

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What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.