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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force