What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

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Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

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Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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Where do rabbits learn to fly?

The Hare Force

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.