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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.