Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

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What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

Curly hare.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever