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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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He just wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

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A crab apple!

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What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.