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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

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Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

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What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.