Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

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Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!

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What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.