What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A pachydermatologist.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do computers snack on?

Micro chips

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Hamburger Jokes More Hamburger Jokes

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Which is more stable, a hamburger or a steak?

Hamburger, it's in the ground state.

Big Mac Jokes More Big Mac Jokes

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*