What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

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Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*