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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird can lift the most?

A crane

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY