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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.