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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the hummer cross the river?

For the insurance money.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With it's sparrowchute!

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!