What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's got six legs and can fly long distances?

Three swallows!

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox?

Take all the matches out first!

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that lives underground?

A mynah bird!

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.