What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!