What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is a monster's favourite game?

Swallow the leader.

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!