Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out.