Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a pirate drive?

A Yarrrrrrrrris.

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery