Because he got hit by a car.
To get to the other slide...
To get to the same side.
A boogati!
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.
So the other side could get to him
Cross country
Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.
Pillow fight.
So he always hits the green when he's driving.