Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the undertaker say as the coffin fell out of the car?

We'll have to rehearse that.

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

The collie wobbles!

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How can you make a moth ball?

Hit it with a fly swatter.

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.