What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?

A jet setter!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.