What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!!