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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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Hippo Jokes More Hippo Jokes

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!