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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Who lost a herd of elephants?

Big bo peep!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.