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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.