What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

It weighed too much for its scales!