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What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.