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What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...