What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

What do you call a scale that always resets itself to zero?

Tareable