What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...