Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Previous Random Joke Next

Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.