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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.

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What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!