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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad