Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...