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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff