Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

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Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub

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Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.