Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone in his helmet?

He uses a hans free device

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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

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Where does Batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

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Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.