Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

P Jokes More P Jokes

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!