Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it's is silent....

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

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