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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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Why does Sirius Black get all the girls?

Because he's a real dawg.

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion?

Eh. Sew-sew.

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What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

Why did the scale not wear any of his shirts?

Because they all had a tare

R. Kelly Jokes More R. Kelly Jokes

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble