How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

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How could you do this to me?

She cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

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What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble