Urinate
Because 0x0 is always 0.
Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?
Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."
When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
It was rated PG-13.
McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.
At least I'm not black.
Because the pee is silent.
He's never comfortable in his own scales.
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
They both think they can fly.
Urine trouble