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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Scale Jokes More Scale Jokes

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

R. Kelly Jokes More R. Kelly Jokes

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble