What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

X-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

Mini-soda.

What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?

I have explosive diarrhea.