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What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

How does a mathematician ask for money?

Give me 10! dollars

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Which state has the most progressive bathroom laws?

Transylvania.

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

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Who's there! Chair! Chair who?

Chair you go again asking more questions!

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips