What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

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Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!