What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

How do you make $3 million in 48 seconds?

Ask Ronda Rousey!

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What state has the highest cell phone bills?

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Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!