What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

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What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Which state has the smallest sodas?

Minesoda

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.