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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!