One's constantly preparing for lunch.
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.
Because all they do is look down at people.
Missile toe
Because Russia was Stalin
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
In the calf-ateria.
NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard
Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.
