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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up