What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

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Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet