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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the difference between a cult and a religion?

About a couple thousand years.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there