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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.