What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger French fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

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Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!