What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

Astronaut Jokes More Astronaut Jokes

What do you call a donut that is out of this world?

Astronaut-----

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

Nasa Jokes More Nasa Jokes

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.