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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you give an elephant with big feet?

Plenty of room!

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

What does a Frog use to fish with?

A TAD POLE.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico