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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

What does the janitor say when he jumps out of the closet?

Supplies!!!!!!!!!!