Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!