Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why should you bring two Mormons with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.