Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!