Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms!

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.