Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.
The taste!
Mitosis
She answers "My big toes".
One of them makes sense!
Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.