What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

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What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

Who makes a million dollars a day?

Someone who works in a mint.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan