What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

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What smells better than it taste?

A nose

What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

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What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.