Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

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What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant