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Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

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What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

Lack Toe Jokes More Lack Toe Jokes

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant