Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

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Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant