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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

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What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.