What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

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How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Adelia. Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"