What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

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What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

Who's there! Ankansas! Ankansas who?

Ankansas though any piece of wood!

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How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11