Logger-rhythms.
Alt right
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
Al-gore-ythms
A ditch.
With a knife!
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
Because they're rated
It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!