What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Which popstar cuts down trees?

Michael LumberJackson

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What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink?

A lager

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Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

What is the horror movie Quija rated?

Quija-13