What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

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What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.