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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

How do you calculate a girl's impulse?

F dt bich

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How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida?

Osama-Been-Loggin'

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.