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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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Why did no one like the Eskimo accountant?

Because he was cold and calculating.

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

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Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.

What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician?

Rate!!!