What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

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How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

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What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

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What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Why couldn't the 5 year old go to the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13.