Morning wood.
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Logger-rhythms.
He gets stumped.
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
Run, Forest, run!
A lager
The lumberjack has a job.
Timbr
Osama-Been-Loggin'
TREE O'clock!
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
By moving faux wood. Rimshot
I'm falling for you
He was stumped.
He saw a tree.
They're both tree fellers.
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
He took a forrest dump.
Very exciting
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
They mean what they say.
To the moovies.
Because he was resisting a rest.
He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.
A Chopin board
None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
Chopsticks
8-bitcoins
Of chorus.
Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.
Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.