Morning wood.
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Logger-rhythms.
He gets stumped.
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
Run, Forest, run!
A lager
The lumberjack has a job.
Timbr
Osama-Been-Loggin'
TREE O'clock!
Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.
By moving faux wood. Rimshot
I'm falling for you
He was stumped.
He saw a tree.
They're both tree fellers.
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
They told him he was good at deriving
Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)
Because it was dead.
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
To find its stomate!
The eggrolled
Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!
He was de-stable-ized.
You wave!
Cold and calculating.
Al-gore-ythms
Because other stores are too mainSteam.
He's been underground for five years now.
