Forest Jokes

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

How do really crazy people get through the forest?

Via the psycho path.

What is the wettest animal in the forest?

The raindeer.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

How does an insane man get through the forest?

By taking the psychopath. hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

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How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest?

Ewoks

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

What is the poorest tree in the forest?

The burr-oak tree.

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

What do you call an agreement between forests?

A treety

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

The psycho path.

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

How do crazy people make it through a forest?

They take the psycho-path.

What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What did Pac-Man say when he almost got run over?

I'm Waka-Waka-Waka-Walking here!

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

What is the wettest animal in the forest?

The raindeer.

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

UuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

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What can I get for you, Ma'am?

She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft?

Halfway.

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest!

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.