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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

How do i know you're not 1 of them?

Were you bit! What! Do you not know what a hurricane is

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest