How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

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What is the definition of a goose?

An animal that grows down as it grows up!

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.