How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

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Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

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How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!