What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

Because there was no jack.

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"