What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.