What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy