What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.