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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

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What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

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What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.