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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!