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What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung