What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

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Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.