What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "