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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten ants!

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.