What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "