He didn't want no scrubs
He only Phelps himself.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
The pro-lease department
A sithy.
A Private Tutor.
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
Because he said he was pro Bono.
A joggernaut.
He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
A candle-nah-brah
He hates camping
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
Their pacifists
He was in The Nile
They refuse to look at the silver lining.
Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)
Non-habit forming
Stop playing it cagey!
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
He refused to integrate.
Clothes-minded.
Udder chaos!
It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
Because it was a total rip-off.
Rink injustice!
He needed places to hide the bodies.
He didn't have the balls to do it.
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
Because he had Somalia.
Abstinence.
Because he is an x-boxer
Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.
A dog.
Because the Captain was stood on the deck!
It's meow-sic to their ears!
A one trip pony
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
The White House.
B-room service.
The HYAT
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
A Dollar
A submarine.
Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.
