What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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How would you describe a transistor to a caveman?

Ooga booga baby!

What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

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What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What is the cutest piece of clothing?

Cutie

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser