What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

Russian

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Clothing Jokes More Clothing Jokes

What is the cutest piece of clothing?

Cutie

What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.