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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

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What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

Russian

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What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing?

Thunderpants

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Why did the lawyer go to the tailor?

He wanted a law-suit

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming