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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

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What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

He had to much baggage

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Clothing Jokes More Clothing Jokes

What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

What's Thor's favourite piece of clothing?

Thunderpants

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What do you call a really fast seamstress?

Tailor Swift