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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

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What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Clothing Jokes More Clothing Jokes

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What is the cutest piece of clothing?

Cutie

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.