What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

What do you call a nun using katana?

Nunja.

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What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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What article of clothing is round and rubbery?

Attire.

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

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What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew.

What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.