What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

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Cancer...

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Test Tickles

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How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

Flattered.

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Anti-chromactic

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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Rink injustice!

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What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp