How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

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What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.