How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

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How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.