How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a dog house?

None because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Why didn't anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn't fit through the door.