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How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

Tell them you are going to the livestock auction