How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

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What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!