How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!