Pretty Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl?

Because she was a knockout!

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

Sometimes i get the joke.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!