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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.