How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl?

Because she was a knockout!