How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

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What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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Why did the boxer date the pretty girl?

Because she was a knockout!

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.