Monastery Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

April Sale

Birthday State of Mind

$5.99

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

You might also enjoy:

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's big, green and cries in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

Because there is a target in every corner.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

Sometimes i get the joke.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Chant Jokes More Chant Jokes

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening!

Unlock Jokes More Unlock Jokes

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.