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Monastery Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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An old man yelling at the cloud

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My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

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Namaste.

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Namaste.

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I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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Nun.

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Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit