Monastery Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Monk Key Jokes More Monk Key Jokes

How do you unlock a monastery door?

With a monk key.

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key