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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

Sometimes i get the joke.

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.