What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What's a python's favourite pop group?

Squeeze!

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

Sometimes i get the joke.

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

What's in cider?

I'm in cider!