What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do reddit fans and Apple fans have in common?

They both like seeing the same thing a year later.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

Sometimes i get the joke.

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

What's in cider?

I'm in cider!