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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

Scream) APPLE!!!

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.