Squeeze Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What's a python's favourite pop group?

Squeeze!

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.