What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What's a python's favourite pop group?

Squeeze!

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.