Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

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Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards?

Because black boards matter.

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.