Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.
Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
You rub them the wrong way
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
He rubbed him the wrong way.
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
A balloon animal!
A toothbrush.
The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.
Chimney Cricket!
Rub him with oinkment.
Pulp friction.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Rub-it!
Intermittenly.
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here
Rub it rub it rub it.
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
A little aubergenie
I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Because it was too froggy outside.
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pencil-in.
Two bits!
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!
The Boston Celtics
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
