Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.
Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
You rub them the wrong way
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
He rubbed him the wrong way.
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
A balloon animal!
A toothbrush.
The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.
Chimney Cricket!
Rub him with oinkment.
Pulp friction.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Rub-it!
Intermittenly.
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here
Rub it rub it rub it.
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
A little aubergenie
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
He was on performance-enhancing rugs.
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing
Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.
Because it wasn't
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*
Boo bees
Udderly useless.
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
