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What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.