What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Because her children weren't that bright!

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.