A child with pitchfork in his back
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...
'Can I join you?'
With a pitchfork!
Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.
