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What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork