Because Jesus Christ (Cries)
Are you having a crisis?
Because her boyfriend was going in.
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
He was going through mid life crisis.
You must not bring either to the movies.
As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
It was degrating.
Because it's mom was in a real jam.
Babies grow up and stop crying
Because it's blue
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
Because he couldn't handle his roast
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.
Because all his friends Argon.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
He had lost a deer friend
My donation check to Feed the Children!
His parents were in a jam.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Because his mother was in a jam.
The breakdown lane.
A crying saucer.
Because he just couldn't bereave it.
His mum had been a wafer too long.
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
The Soviet Onion
The incredible Sulk.
Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Its peelings were hurt.
YOU'RE MOM.
Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*
Because he was empty inside.
You cry when you cut up an onion.
She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
Stop crying and viper your nose!
No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
Because he was soda-pressing
Mace...
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
No one cries when you cut up Pizza.
A cry for Alp!
They are preparing for whats coming afterwards
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
A weeping Willow.
Stop crying and viper your nose.
Snowoman no cry.
I cry when I chop an onion.
He thought he was melting.
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
Don't cry, it's only a joke
Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!
Napkin.
He turns off the PlayStation.
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
You'll never be president, Jeb.
A widow
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
His shoulder.
They've a chip on both shoulders
It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
