Because Jesus Christ (Cries)
Are you having a crisis?
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
You must not bring either to the movies.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
It was degrating.
Because it's mom was in a real jam.
Babies grow up and stop crying
Because it's blue
Because he couldn't handle his roast
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.
Because all his friends Argon.
No one cries when you cut up an accordion
He had lost a deer friend
My donation check to Feed the Children!
His parents were in a jam.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Because his mother was in a jam.
The breakdown lane.
A crying saucer.
His mum had been a wafer too long.
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
The Soviet Onion
The incredible Sulk.
Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Its peelings were hurt.
YOU'RE MOM.
Because he was empty inside.
You cry when you cut up an onion.
Stop crying and viper your nose!
No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.
Because he was soda-pressing
Mace...
Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
No one cries when you cut up Pizza.
A cry for Alp!
They are preparing for whats coming afterwards
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
A weeping Willow.
Stop crying and viper your nose.
Snowoman no cry.
I cry when I chop an onion.
He thought he was melting.
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
Don't cry, it's only a joke
Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no
Because 7 ate 9
So they can get a long little doggie.
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
For the Sallad
Asking for my two year old.
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
Napkin.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
I do.
