Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

Fish are cool

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(