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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

What did Russia say to Ukraine after the conflict was over?

Cry me a peninsula.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

How did the feminist die?

Alone

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!

Water Level Jokes More Water Level Jokes

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(