Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(