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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What part of the road is always crying?

The breakdown lane.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Water Level Jokes More Water Level Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.