Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Water Level Jokes More Water Level Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.