Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Because all his friends Argon.
He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.
Well I'll be dog-gone.
He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(
