Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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Why did Hu wind-up worse off than Yu?

Because Hu died and made Yu king. Hu died and made Yu king? Isn't that what I just said?

Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(