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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid?

He died of asphinxiation!

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose?

Bicycle petals!

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

Water Level Jokes More Water Level Jokes

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(