What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

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None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

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A dead baby.

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Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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You will be mist.

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IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

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Because torque is cheap

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An aard-shark!

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Giant Fish Tanks.

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Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(