What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

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Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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What happened to Kim Jong?

He was ill.

What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

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How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

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Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

Water Level Jokes More Water Level Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.