What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

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People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.