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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What makes for a good first date?

NOT MOVIES

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

Cry Baby Jokes More Cry Baby Jokes

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.