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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

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Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

Cry Baby Jokes More Cry Baby Jokes

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.