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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie?

Because it keeps hitting pause.

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What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.