What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

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Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun?

Armin Van Buren.

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

Cry Baby Jokes More Cry Baby Jokes

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying