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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

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What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.