What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

What type of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel!

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

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Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

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What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

What do you call a pig......with an unusually high IQ?

Einswine