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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

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What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon