What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

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How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu