What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

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What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.