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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.