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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!