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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy!

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

Camembert Jokes More Camembert Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Entice Jokes More Entice Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!