What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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He wanted to feed the mouse.

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Halloumi!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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Camembert!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!