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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

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What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

Camembert Jokes More Camembert Jokes

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!