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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

How are baby androids born?

From their mother's computerus.

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What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

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What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!