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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

Gets arrested*

What cheese is not yours?

Not your cheese....

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!