What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

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What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account?

An anonimouse

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!