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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

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What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!