What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage