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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

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What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.