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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What's the simplest way to make edibles?

Using an easy-bake oven.

What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

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What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)