What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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How many Google plus users does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

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How do you subdue a large snake?

You use a boa restrictor

What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence