All of them actually. Two to hold the ladder and one to change the lightbulb.
One
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
The Mersenne Twister.
To get to the other side.
A change of pace.
My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
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