How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

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How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

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What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

Ssh bby is ok

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

What did Sigmund Freud do for Mother's Day?

His mom.