Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it
The screwing you get for the screwing you got!
Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
He wasn't single.
If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first.
Because his mother was a wafer so long
His mother told him to hit the hay.
His mom.
Cocaine.
