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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

Zika blyat

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.