How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming

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Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick?

Squid Pro Quo

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day