How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when a mountain climber crosses a mosquito?

You can't cross a scalar and a vector.

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.