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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

Why was Snape in the middle of the road?

So you would never know what side he was on.

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How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.