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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

Well many how???

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How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.