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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

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Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.