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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

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How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph?

A motor pike!

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How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.