How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!