How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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What's Invisible and Smells Like Mice?

Cat Farts...

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.