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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

Stop with the cheesey jokes!

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield!