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How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

How many psychiatrists does it......take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.